Hush the Mush

So today morning I woke up to see this extreme mush story on my friend Mojo's wall. Both of us couldn't agree more on how fuking funny it was..... 

Ok so here it goes : 

Girl: I'm having my operation now I love you.

The girl lays on operation bed.
......
Boy stands there with watery eyes without saying I love you too.

Girl finishes heart transplant, the boy is gone.

Girl: Nurse where is he?

Nurse says: They didn't tell you who's heart they gave you, did they?

Nurse hands the girl a note

Girls reads note

''I told you it was yours'' ?...

…………………………………………………..

Yeah okay you can have your Aww moment now.

But here’s what my friend wrote for it : “m so unhappy the story ended so quickly. It was treat reading this”

And I was like…Okayy…..why not complete the story J

So here comes my version now :

Gal: Damn he shud have told me, i wanted his blue eyes too
And my liver if possible, too many drinks lately u see.....they dont call me drunk whore for nothing
And where the fuck is his will?
And who's gonna own the bastard in my belly now?

...................................................

"He waaaaaaa?"

And as if this wasn’t enough , I went on

Doc: He gave away his heart for ur transplant
Gal: But I came here for a Boob Job ? Who the fuck took his heart away?
Russian Mafia in Background: Oops !

Behind the Bars

Fighting in hell under a thousand red shining moons, 

He ran so hard to escape from his boons.

Quixotic Knight walks in humming the Lucifer's tunes,

And now you push the bartender to open his old wounds?