The Novel-MNIT

"The date":

Kaalu, DuDu, Tinku, Veer in room. 

Kaalu: rolling joints

DuDu: Reading 

Veer: Painting Nietzsche 

Tinku: On Laptop

Room:  Extreme Dirty. Full of Smoke.

Tinku: *Gazing on Laptop* Abe, Shalini is asking to meet me

Silence in the room

Kaalu: Meet se yaad aaya, aaj meat roti kha lete hai

Everybody gives an agreeing hmmm

Tinku: Saalo, I think I got a date

DuDu: *Looks Up* Paste Kar le

Everybody gives an agreeing hmmm

Veer: Sahi hai. 

Tinku: Mere ko bencho deo do kahi se laake

*Everybody Laughs*

Kaadu: *rolling joints* Baap ki shaadi hai bhosadi ke? deo chahiye. Paste karne ki permission de toh di DuDu ne

Tinku: I dont know, mere ko deo do bas

*A little bottle comes flying and hits tinku on his head*

DuDu: Ye Laga le. 

Tinku: *Staring at plain white bottle*YE KYA HAI ?

DuDu: Powder. Koi toilet mein bhool gaya tha. 

Everybody Laughs

Tinku: Powder? Bencho main ni jaa raha powder laga ke. Saara bachpan mummy powder ka phua bana ke school bhejti thi. 

Everybody gives an agreeing Hmmm

Veer: Friday ko shayad History club ka quiz hai. Usme third prize Deo hai Axe ka. 

Tinku: Apan third kaise aaenge waha? 

{If Tinku and Veer went to History quiz they were BOUND to get the first prize}

DuDu: Probability , Game theory sab laga do bencho. TInku bilkul maths nahi aati yar tere ko. 

Meanwhile Kaadu has the powder bottle in his hand. Has stopped everything and is staring at it. 

Kaadu: Khushbu to aati hai waise isme se. Dikkat kya hai?

DuDu: Kaadu Gora ho jaa, powder laga le. 

Tinku: Abe Kaadu gora kyu hoga?? Agar "Goro Bharat Chhodo " aandolan ke time par kaadu zinda hota to aandolan ka poster boy hota bencho. 

Kadu Screams: JAI HIND

Everybody Starts shouting Nationalist slogans and crap shit like "George Bush Hai Hai" and breaking things.